Daring SMS

• I think U are ugly and stupid, U are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
• Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of U!
• I do not swear, I do not smoke & I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer...
• I wish U lots of itching and short arms.
• U have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
• Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and U green and ugly!!!
• If U did not have any feet, would U wear shoes?? ...no... why do U wear a bra????!!!
• A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
• Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..