Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.

So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,

Mee Lookee Yu,

to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree,

not see.
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