Letter from Osama to President George Bush

Subject: Letter from Osama

 After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is

 still alive',

 Osama himself decided to sende George Bush a letter in his own hand

 writing to let him know he was still in the game.

 Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

 370H-SSV-0773H

 Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and

 her aides had not a clue either,

 So they sent it to the FBI.

 No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to MI6.

 Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for help.

 Within a minute the Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:

 'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down. 

( HELLO ASS HOLE)