Chinese Detective

Cheng Lee 

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, 

so he hired a Chinese detective... 

The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house.

I watch house. 

He come house. 

I watch. 

He and she leave house.

I follow. 

He and she go hotel. 

I climb tree. 

I look window. 

He kiss she.

She kiss he. 

He strip she. 

She strip he. 

He play with she. 

She play with he. 

I play with me. 

I fall off tree. 

I no see.

No fee,

Cheng Lee