Professions

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar

talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...

Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know...

Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know...

Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."