A couple goes out to dinner
to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye
and asks if he's getting sentimental
because they're celebrating
50 wonderful years together.
He replies,
"No, I was thinking about the time
before we got married.
Your father threatened me with a shotgun
and said
he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years
if I didn't marry you.
Tomorrow
I would've been a free man!"
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