How much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

One day a man walks into a dentist's office

and asks how much it will cost

to extract wisdom teeth.

 

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

 

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.

 "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

 

"Well," the dentist says,

"if you don't use an anaesthetic,

I can knock it down to $60."

 

"That's still too expensive,"

the man says.

 

"Okay," says the dentist.

"If I save on anesthesia

and simply rip the teeth out

with a pair of pliers,

 I could get away with charging $20."

 

"Nope," moans the man,

"it's still too much."

 

"Hmm," says the dentist,

 scratching his head.

"If I let one of my students

do it for the experience,

I suppose I could charge you just $10."

 

"Marvelous," says the man,

"book my wife for next Tuesday!"