Stephen Spielberg & a Chinese!

Once a Chinese in a bar, 

saw Steven Spielberg.
    Being a fan of his movies. 

He rush over him & ask 4 his autograph. 

Instead Spielberg gives him a slap & says: 

" U Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, 

get outta here. "
    The astonished Chinese replied: 

" It was not the Chinese who bombed 

Ur Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese. "...
    " Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, Ur all the same. "... 

replied Spielberg.
    In replied, 

the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says: 

" U sank the Titanic, 

my forefathers were on that ship. "...
    Shocked Spielberg replies: 

" It was the Iceberg that sank the ship not me. "
    The Chinese replies: 

" Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg. You're all the same."...