Wife too jealous

This wife is too jealous

There was once

a wife so jealous

that when her husband came home one night

and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets

she yelled at him,

"Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night,

when she didn't smell any perfume,

she yelled again by saying,

"She's not only bald,

but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"