The Only Son

The Only Son

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down.

After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink,

He said "No thanks, I don't drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"
So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette,"

But the man said "No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool,

and again the man said "No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it."
"As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son!"
The bartender said, "Your only son I presume!!"