Bad News & Very Bad News...

• Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
• Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
• Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
• Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
• Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday...