• Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..
• I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
• I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke!
• Some people die. Others become a teacher.
• You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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